Trin Garritano Trin Garritano is the events manager for Cards Against Humanity and producer on Tabletop Deathmatch. She has become known as the best promo in all of eSports entertainment. On the surface, Trin is the most adorable, lovable superstar in LOH. But, if you wrong her in even the slightest way…you will regret it. There ain’t no stoppin’ the Trin Train once it’s headed for you. PAX East Rumble 2014 At the inaugural PAX Rumble, Trin was eliminated in less than thirty seconds when the diabolical Jared Rea knocked her out. The worst part is that he got away with it because, amidst the chaos of the Rumble, Eric Pope thought it was Alex Navarro who did the deed and told Trin this. PAX Prime Rumble 2014 Then, at the second PAX Rumble, the same thing happened again! It was Shawn Allen who eliminated her, but Pope told her it was Samantha Kalman. Trin immediately went on a tirade claiming she would “roll over Samantha’s corpse with her bodily heft” for turning on her. Did Pope make an honest mistake twice? Or is there some sort of ulterior motive to seed dissent in the Indie Love Coalition?
PAXAMANIA By the time PAXAMANIA rolled around, all was well between Trin and Samantha. The Indie Love Coalition had solidified with a total of five members including Shawn Allen, Alexa Ray Corriea, and Rich Gallup. Together, they defeated Run GFB in a Best of 3 Falls match in Saturday Night Slam Masters. Although Trin did not compete in the match itself, it can be said that it was her promo that struck fear and doubt into the dark hearts of Run GFB.
Southern Slam After missing the 3rd Annual* PAX Rumble, The Trin Train enlisted the help of her Friendshipping tag-team partner, Jenn Bane, in an attempt to dominate the 8-person #1 contender’s tournament. Unfortunately, their plan to secure the title shot was derailed in the first round. Both Trin and Jenn were eliminated rather quickly. Will the Trin Train and Conductor of Pain be there to support the champ at PAXAMANIA II? We shall see.
PAXAMANIA III Following over a year away from the league, The Trin Train made her triumphant return at PAXAMANIA III and actually saved the day twice that evening. First, when the event couldn’t start on time due to technical difficulties (go figure), Trin took it upon herself to recite some poetry from Shel Silverstein. An ignorant fan attempted to boo Trin’s poetry, which drew the ire of not only Trin but also Pat Baer. That fan was never heard from again. Later in the show, after the AV Club had revolted and left the building with the only N64 in Massachusetts, Trin suggested they play a tabletop game. She just so happened to have a deck of WWE-themed Uno. She then summoned a duo of her tabletop friends, Maya Coleman (Secret Hitler) and Razlo (Billionaire Banshee). They needed opponents obviously, so Aaron Trites called up former LOH Champion Alex Navarro to lead a team. The Wolf came stumbling in through a side entrance looking like he hadn’t shaved or cut his hair since we last saw him in September. Alex was clearly upset at the whole notion of playing a card game. Plus, as he admitted, all the other superstars hate him, so he couldn’t find two other people to join his team. That’s when Spanish announcer Elisa Melendez brought in a tag team of technical wrestling luchadors known as Thing Uno and Thing Dos. Maya and Razlo both destroyed the luchadors, which meant that Trin nor Alex ever got in the ring. Hopefully it won’t be over a year before we see The Trin Train again.
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