Sup dudes! Because their step-dad is such a chode and forced them to find a job, Big Poppa Punk eventually found an ad in the local paper for video game wrestling. The only problem is that Andi always “keeps it posi,” but this is the League of Heels where everyone’s an asshole. Thanks to some quick extensive math… the results spelled disaster for their 29 opponents in the fifth RUMBLE.

Unfortunately for Big Poppa Punk, they entered the match at #20, which was right in the middle of the Mega Ran & Authentic New Yorker Dan Ryckert unholy alliance. As such, BPP was eliminated in just 40 seconds. Hopefully we’ll see this “cool teen” make it back to a LOH show once their mom’s minivan gets out of impound.

Keep it posi.