PAX East Royal Rumble 2014
April 13, 2014 - Boston, Massachusetts - Boston Convention & Exhibition Center - Albatross Theatre

The inaugural PAX Royal Rumble was mired in controversy, but through the shattered glass and unbroken tables emerged Alex Navarro in truly dominating fashion. “The Wolf” eliminated an unprecedented twelve other competitors, including all six of the final entrants, on his way to becoming champion of the video game wrestling world. He even eliminated two people via TKO.

John Carnage will forever hold the dubious distinction of being the first person ever eliminated from a PAX Royal Rumble after lasting only seven seconds.

Around twelve minutes into the match, after being eliminated by his arch nemesis Dan Teasdale, John Drake re-entered the ring by smashing glass bottles over the heads of both Teasdale and D-Leazy. Drake took over control of Ken Shamrock while Dr. Tracksuit wandered back into the ring to take Leazy’s spot as Scotty 2 Hotty. Tim Schafer was later eliminated by Drake, which led to Schafer and Steph Bayer delivering a brutal beatdown to Drake at the announce table. Schafer even stole Drake’s shoes.

At 19:34, after Drake had been eliminated (again), the game was paused by Alex Navarro so he could remove his Rock Band Road Crew jacket revealing that he was actually still on Team Giant Bomb despite what had occurred the night before.

At 27:50, after tossing Casey Lynch, Navarro paused the game again to reveal that he and Samantha Kalman had colluded to ensure that they would be the final two combatants.

# In Name Wrestler Exit Out Eliminated By Total
1 0:00 Nick Chester Mr. Ass 6 5:51 Phil Tibitoski 5:51
2 0:00 Sean Baptiste Prince Albert 3 2:07 Phil Tibitoski 2:07
3 0:00 John Carnage Viscera 1 0:07 Nick Chester 0:07
4 0:00 Bobby Lörtscher Big Bossman 2 2:02 Nick Chester 2:02
5 0:27 Phil Tibitoski The Big Show 10 9:44 Amarisse Sullivan 9:17
6 2:21 Chandana Ekanaye Chris Jericho 4 3:42 Nick Chester 1:21
7 2:40 Nigel Lowrie Val Venis 11 10:28 John Drake 7:48
8 4:02 Jeff Green Gangrel 5 4:49 Nick Chester 0:47
9 5:09 Dr. Tracksuit Droz 7 7:45 Phil Tibitoski 1:36
10 6:10 D-Leazy
(Dr. Tracksuit)*
Scotty 2 Hotty 15 13:59 Alex Navarro 5:58
1:51
11 8:05 Abbie Heppe Chyna 8 8:15 Phil Tibitoski 0:10
12 8:35 Eric Neustadter Gerald Briscoe 9 9:03 Phil Tibitoski 0:28
13 9:23 Amarisse Sullivan Jerry Lawler 16 14:45 Alex Navarro 5:22
14 10:05 John Drake Undertaker 12 10:53 Dan Teasdale 0:48
15 10:48 Dan Teasdale
(John Drake)*
Ken Shamrock 20 19:29 Alex Navarro 1:20
7:21
16 11:13 Andrea Rene Faarooq 13 12:30 Dr. Tracksuit* 1:17
17 12:50 Torrence Davis Edge 14 13:00 Dr. Tracksuit* 0:10
18 13:13 Alex Navarro Al Snow WINNER 15:08
19 14:19 Mitch Dyer Grandmaster Sexay 17 17:16 Alex Navarro 2:57
20 15:05 Tim Schafer Michael Hayes 18 18:21 John Drake* 3:26
21 17:37 Stephanie Bayer Shawn Michaels 19 18:25 Alex Navarro 0:48
22 18:42 Jared Rea Road Dogg 23 21:41 Rich Gallup 2:59
23 19:01 Greg Miller Kane 22 20:52 Alex Navarro 1:51
24 19:49 Trin Garritano Bradshaw 21 20:15 Jared Rea 0:26
25 20:35 Samantha Kalman Jeff Hardy 29 28:21 Alex Navarro 7:46
26 21:22 Rich Gallup Mosh 25 23:06 Alex Navarro 1:44
27 22:01 Arthur Gies The Blue Meanie 24 22:12 Alex Navarro 0:11
28 22:32 Felix Kramer Pat Patterson 27 25:03 Alex Navarro 2:31
29 23:28 Pat Baer Paul Bearer 26 23:56 Alex Navarro 0:28
30 24:16 Casey Lynch The Rock 28 27:48 Alex Navarro 3:32

Match Stipulation Winner Decision Time Notes
D-Leazy
Dan Teasdale
-vs-
John Drake
Dr. Tracksuit
Grudge Match John Drake
Dr. Tracksuit
Pinfall 5:48 Drake pinned Teasdale.

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