Ethan Yetton

PAXAMANIA III

For years, Ethan Yetton and Adam Cardoza have served as the tech team for League of Heels with little to no gratitude thrown their way. After years of being blamed for equipment issues despite commissioners throwing chairs at consoles, superstars dropping microphones on purpose, millennials getting their selfie sticks tangled up in controller cords, and people generally misunderstanding the rules of certain matches, Ethan and Adam had had enough. In a revolt, they packed up the Nintendo 64 halfway through the show and stormed out of the arena.

After the debacle that was the 3-on-3 tag-team Uno match, which Ethan and Adam obviously had nothing to do with whatsoever, Johnny Cashanova caved and brought the tech team back, still without pay but with a promise of being credited on the league website. Drake also enlisted the help of Video Game Championship Wrestling’s Brian Ballard to ensure the quality of the rest of the show.

This N64 works. I swear. Pre-show setup. Main event time.

Hometown
Boston, MA
Affiliation
#AVClub
Loves
Getting Salty About Wrestling
Fresh J’s
Hates
Being Blamed for Shit
John Drake
Twitter
@GreenEyedZeke

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