PAX East Rumble 2014
John Drake is a menace to society. Prior to the inaugural Rumble, he set the tone for years to come when he shattered a beer bottle over the head of D-Leazy. In the actual match, Drake entered at #14, but was almost immediately eliminated when his arch nemesis, Dan Teasdale, made a surprise entrance at #15. Drake then formed an alliance with Dr. Tracksuit to re-enter the match by smashing glass bottles over the heads of both Teasdale and D-Leazy. Drake ended up illegally eliminating Tim Schafer, which led to a vicious beating which ended with Schafer leaving Drake a shoeless, bloody mess.
PAX Prime Rumble 2014
At the second Rumble, Drake was one of the first four in the ring, but lasted over nine minutes before being eliminated by Mitch Dyer. About fifteen minutes later, the lights in the Hyatt went out, and Dr. Tracksuit appeared with a golden urn. The power of the urn (probably just Diet Coke) resurrected John Drake, and the two of them shockingly smashed glass bottles over the heads of “The People’s Champ” Samantha Kalman and Shawn Allen instead of D-Leazy. It was then that Drake and Tracksuit revealed the unthinkable. They were members of Run GFB along with D-Leazy, thus forming the most hated faction in all of eSports entertainment.
By the time PAXAMANIA rolled around, The Underdraker and Run GFB had been challenged by the newly formed Indie Love Coalition, led by Samantha Kalman. In a Best of 3 Falls Saturday Night Slam Masters match, Run GFB was defeated 2-1. Drake lost his match against Shawn Allen after a failed attempt to recruit Shawn to Run GFB.
In the main event of PAXAMANIA, Run GFB had been hired by Dan Ryckert in an attempt to stack the deck against the PAXW champion, Alex Navarro. But, Dan’s plan failed miserably when it was revealed that Navarro was the newest member of Run GFB. With the champion in their stable, The Underdraker and Run GFB appeared to be unstoppable.
PAX Rumble 2015
At the 3rd Annual* Rumble, The UnderDraker was the first member of Run GFB to enter the match. At #12, he entered immediately after his own personal nemesis, Dan Teasdale, who had spent the last eighteen months training in seclusion for this moment. In a swift two minutes, Teasdale eliminated Drake just as he did in the inaugural Rumble. The deadman refused to leave the ring until he was forced to by Commissioner Greggy. Late in the match, Run GFB attempted to interfere in an attempt to ruin Samantha Kalman’s chance of winning. The UnderDraker was stopped by Alexa Ray Corriea, but he retaliated by knocking her out with his urn. Luckily, he was stopped by several other superstars, and the urn was smashed by Austin Walker. After Navarro was defeated by Kalman, The UnderDraker quit Run GFB claiming it wasn’t what he had signed up for last year. John Drake the wheeling’ and dealin’ business man has returned.
John Drake arrived at PAXAMANIA II stylin’ and profilin’ in a suit that was literally made of money. Calling himself “Johnny Cashanova,” Drake stated he was on a mission to oust Greg Miller from his seat as commissioner in an attempt to restore some order to the federation. To help him, he enlisted The Gentleman as his new tag team partner. Together, with the help of several thousand dollars, they bought their way to victory in the Jeff Green Memorial Tag Team Tournament. In the main event, Miller voluntarily stepped down (temporarily he thought) as commissioner in order to fight Dirty Dan Ryckert in a “Loser Leaves Town” match. It was revealed later that someone used this window to purchase LOH Wrestling and is refusing to reinstate Miller as the commish. Was it Drake? No one currently knows.
PAX RUMBLE IV
At the beginning of PAX RUMBLE IV, it was revealed that “Johnny Cashanova” was the mysterious new owner of the league. Along with his fiancé, ”The Bank”, they called themselves The Shillionaires and promised to usher in a new era in eSports entertainment. He announced that he was looking for more investors to help him pay back his fiancé. As the new majority owner, Drake stayed at the announce table throughout the Rumble providing guest commentary. Around entrant #10, it was announced that Jeff Green had purchased a majority stake in the league. Several minutes later, Jeff died (again) and left his stake in the league to Amarisse Sullivan and Jacqui Collins as a birthday gift. Neither of them accepted, which seemingly left Drake with all the responsibility again. That was until D-Leazy Esq. sued the league on behalf of his client Alexa Ray Corriea and wrested control away from Drake.
In the Rumble itself, Drake entered conspicuously at #29 and won the whole thing by eliminating Khahil White and Samit Sarkar in quick succession. Drowning in a wave of collusion and inspired by Austin’s display of wealth when he threw gold chains melted down from the old belt into the crowd, Drake decided he to give up his spot in the LOH Championship match to Austin Walker. Then, at the end of the show, Drake announced that he had allied himself with a shadow corporation known as Fog Machine Inc. to buy back a majority share and thus reinstated Greg Miller as commissioner of the league.
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