Over the past month, Pat Baer has been on a criss-crossing tour of America. From monstrous Mount Rushmore and the terrifying Grand Canyon to the overreactive Old Faithful and the not-at-all spooky Washington Monument, Pat has been recruiting superstars to compete in the first-ever King of Cardboard tournament at Everyone Can Wrestle during PAX Unplugged. Pat has filled the 8-person bracket with an equal mix of gaming professionals and actual, real-life professional wrestlers to drop some pipe bombs in Smack Talk Showdown. We've even got a few returning fan favorites in the mix including a train conductor, a master of snake style, and the former boss of merch. Here's the roster:

As we always say, there's a bunch of things you don't get to see on the Twitch stream. And, until the official video is ready to go, this photo gallery is your best bet. We've got over 160 photos from before, during, and after West Coast Wishes that you're definitely going to want to check out.

The first-ever West Coast Wishes is in the books! It was a night of freshly minted belts, granted wishes, shark vengeance, anime betrayals, and stolen submarines.

No, for real. I know we've joked about ENC3000's productions being released on "home video" before, but this is literally a VHS that you can buy at the LOH Merch Table in Band Land at PAX West 2018. I can hear you telling me you haven't owned a VCR in over a decade. Well, that's fine. Each copy will include super secret information on how to watch it digitally if you prefer!

We're about three weeks away from the inaugural West Coast Witches event and the details are starting to roll in. From the Baer Caev, Pat Baer announced today that the two contenders in the eponymous "Two Wishes" match will be none other than Justine Trudeau (who was screwed out of her title shot at PAXAMANIA IV) and former LOH Owner, Johnny Cashanova. What sorts of wishes could these two have planned in case they win the match? The possibilities are endless!

We've all had to do it. How do you explain what the hell League of Heels is to someone new? It's a nigh impossible task, but, on one of her recent Twitch streams, former(?) #1 contender Kate Stark did as good a job as anyone can.

If you thought League of Heels would have to take a hiatus with Aaron Trites being in PAX Prison, well... you thought wrong! With PAX West 2018 under fifty days away, Pat Baer is dropping some big news from The Baer Caev.

Hello, wrestling fans and fans of wrestling! Thanks to our good friends at ENC3000, the OFFICIAL video for PAXAMANIA IV is now available. If you were not one of the 47,000 fans in Boston and watched online, you certainly missed a sizable portion of the action in the League of Heels Arena. So, forget about that stream archive. And, don't worry about ordering that VHS. We've got the whole thing right here!

It's hard to believe, but PAXAMANIA IV (aka LEAZYMANIA) was almost a week ago now. If you missed the whole thing or just missed the stuff that the Twitch stream didn't show, we now have a full breakdown of everything that happened on the PAXAMANIA IV page. We all have a lot of questions in the aftermath. Now that Pat & Pope are in control of the league, what will they have in store for the LOH Universe at PAX West 2018? What's this new format they alluded to at the end of the show? Since D-Leazy is still the champ, who will step up to challenge him in Seattle? How long will Aaron be imprisoned in the boiler room of the Boston Convention & Exhibition Center? Will Pat officially book Samit for the next show?

PAXAMANIA IV is officially history and...SURPRISE...things did not go according to plan. Teddy Dief no-showed (again), The Wolf still lost their Loser Leaves Town match somehow, and we got a new crop of rookie superstars. But, the biggest story coming out of the fourth PAXAMANIA was the complete and utter corruption from RUN GFB. Aaron Trites has been arrested for the murder of Austin Walker, but D-Leazy remains our champion. We'll have a full breakdown on the site soon along with some new superstar pages after that.

PAXAMANIA IV is less than a week away! You've heard from The Baer Caev that there will be autograph signings at the merch booth, but when exactly is that going to happen? Well, we've got the scoop right here. So, check a look, make some plans, and bring the weirdest thing you can think of for the LOH Champion to sign.

Against better judgment, PAX organizers continue to provide League of Heels with more and more avenues to promote what is the pinnacle in eSports Entertainment. This year, LOH will have an official merch table set up in Band Land, which is located in the front lobby of the Boston Convention & Exhibition Center. For all four days of the show, Aaron Trites and/or Pat Baer will be manning the table selling three different shirts and the official event poster (designed by Humanity!

The situation at League of Heels HQ is quite dire these days. Eric Pope was somehow able to get a tweet sent out today announcing that there will in fact be a PAXAMANIA IV despite several months worth of wedgies, purple nurples, and well...murder. The tweet is less of an announcement and more of a cry for help. Pope is requesting any "true heroes" of video game wrestling make their way to Boston on April 8th at 10:30 AM in the Albatross Theatre to help restore order to the league. I for one was not aware there were any "true heroes" who associate with us, but maybe someone new will rise up. Who can say?

It's been a while since we've had some updates, but we just wanted to let everyone know that we've recently updated every superstar page for anyone who participated at PAX RUMBLE V. That includes over a dozen brand new superstar pages! Now that all of that's up to date, we can start trying to breakdown what the hell happened in Australia. What if we just pretended it never happened? Nah...we'll figure it out.

Despite a heavily modified cartridge, a dreaded hard lock, invading indie wrestlers, a dramatic banning from the league, and some dubious math, the first-ever Great Australian Bash is in the books. We’ll have a full breakdown of the stats a soon as someone can decipher everything that happened, but the important information is that Kate “Justina Trudeau” Stark was the winner. In addition to becoming the first-ever “Some Manner of Australian Champion Person,” Kate also became the first person to ever compete in three different League of Heels shows in a calendar year!

At PAX RUMBLE V, it was announced that League of Heels would be making the journey to PAX Australia for the first time ever this year. On Sunday October 29th at the slightly-later-than-usual time of 1:00 PM, the fifth annual PAX Australia will likely become the last PAX Australia thanks to The Great Australian Bash! After several hours of calculations, we’ve determined that means the show will start at 10:00 PM Eastern on Saturday night. Superstars currently booked to appear in the Main Theatre include the dastardly Aaron Trites, Justine Colla, Kate Stark, ”Mr. Kayfabe” Kris Straub, ”The Dogwalker” Mary Kish, Detective Benjamin Princess, and Teddy Dief.

Kenny Omega debuts. A god arrives with hunks. Hot dogs rain down. A detective loses his pants. Patrick gets woke. A prime minister enters. A rivalry escalates. A rapper dominates. A shark causes confusion. An owl hoots. A new Dan acts like old Dan. A fire department absolves. A doctor feasts. A mystery unfolds. A champion is…murdered.

If you watched PAX RUMBLE V on Twitch, you missed a lot of what happened during the show. The action was faster and more chaotic than any Rumble we’ve ever seen before. Well, we have over 200 photos from the front row that caught all the action. It’s your best option at least until our friends at ENC3000.com have time to edit the official video.

PAX RUMBLE V is now a thing of the past, and, shockingly, so has our former champion, Austin Walker.

The League of Heels documentary that premiered at a pre-PAX East event back in March is now available for anyone to view thanks to our friends at ENC3000, Eric Kanius and Cheslea Smith. If you want the full, inside story on League of Heels’ ascension to a notch above obscurity, then this is the film for you. Get ready to learn about how a joke amongst friends became an eSports phenomenon, why Khahil White might be responsible for this whole debacle, the truth behind the fog machine, how Greg Miller plans on being in the next Fast & Furious movie, why D-Leazy just gets better with age, and maybe even some new Austin Walker nickname origins.

With just over a week left before the best in eSports entertainment descend upon The Westin in Seattle, we’re finding out more and more info about who will actually participate in the Rumble. We have 17 who are officially in the match. Conspicuous absences on the list below include two former champions who both have ties with Teddy Dief. The MVP of the 2016 Rumble is on a mission to take down Alex Navarro’s endurance record, and the former champ has yet to officially declare his intent to defend it. This would be “The Wolf’s” first Rumble since 2014. And then there’s Samantha Kalman. At the end of last year’s Rumble, she was forced to sign away all rights to the Indie Love Coalition and join Dief’s stable. Will Um Jammer Sammy return for her first Rumble since winning in 2015? Who can say?

We’re just two weeks away from the first-ever fifth #PAXRUMBLE and some of the participants are starting to check in with official announcements of their entry. First up, we know that the newly reformed RUN GFB will be attempting to run roughshod over the Rumble like they did in 2014. D-Leazy is already working on a training montage and Dr. Tracksuit is looking for a submarine “repairist” in the Seattle area. LeagueOfHeels.com can also confirm that two superstars from past PAXAMANIAs will be entering their first Rumble this year; ”The Gentleman” and the one and only SWERY.

It’s official. Apologies in advance, but the fifth #PAXRUMBLE will emanate live from Seattle on Sunday, September 3rd. And we’re back to our traditional start time of the ass crack of dawn, 10:00 AM. As LOH promoter, Aaron Trites, stated, “It’s what we deserve.” We don’t have word yet on which theatre that the annual, 30-person eSports entertainment battle royale will take place, so stay tuned for further updates including returning Superstars and the new batch of rookies who will enter this year’s Rumble.

We’re less than two months away from the fifth (fuck…fifth?) #PAXRUMBLE. While you’re waiting for the rumor mill to really start spinning, we’ve finally updated all of the Superstar pages for those who participated in PAXAMANIA III. That includes fourteen brand new pages including the entire #AVClub, Big Boy British, The Vampire Butler, and many more. Stay tuned for all the news regarding the upcoming Rumble in Seattle!

The former LOH Superstar known as ”The Beef” Sarah LeBoeuf has written an article for GamesRadar detailing the inception and history of the pinnacle in eSports entertainment. With quotes from Aaron Trites, Eric Pope, and Alexa Ray Corriea, the article is an excellent look back at the last three-plus years of shattered glass, fog machines, hotel evacuations, and occasional video game wrestling.

Our friends at ENC3000.com have published their video production of PAXAMANIA III in record time! Now you can finally see all of the superstar shenanigans that you missed during the live stream.

If you watched PAXAMANIA III on Twitch, you missed a lot of what happened during the show. Did you notice Austin Walker had a gold PS3 controller? Did you see The Vampire Butler turn her teammate, Tanya Short, into a vampire? Did you notice dirty “Authentic New Yorker” Dan Ryckert take control of Pat Baer’s avatar in order to score the winning elimination? Did you see The Wolf tear out his own hair in response to Teddy Dief’s promo? Well, we have 150 photos from the front row that caught all the action. It’s your best option at least until our friends at ENC3000.com have time to edit the official video.

The third annual PAXAMANIA is officially in the books. We saw vampires, weird game glitches, utterly confused commentators, the return of an evil faction, a large screaming man, another Dan Ryckert, technical problems, poetry readings, whiny wolves, and someone got seriously injured. So…you know…your run-of-the-mill League of Heels show you’ve come to know and love. If you missed the show, you can watch the Twitch stream replay now, but the ENC3000 version will undoubtedly be much better in a few months. Here on LeagueOfHeels.com we have a full, moment-to-moment rundown of what happened amidst the tag team warfare that filled the card.

We’re just a few days away from PAXAMANIA III and details have been more secretive than ever. We still don’t know who’s facing who in the TWO-HOUR extravaganza, but here’s a full (?) roster of who you can expect to see this Saturday afternoon live in Boston or on Twitch.
*Card subject to change.

On the night of Thursday, March 9th, at the same venue where the music died, League of Heels will be presenting the world premiere of ENC3000’s LOH documentary film. Eric and Chelsea have been bringing you top notch video of League events for years, and now they’re going to take you behind the scenes and interviewing many of your favorite superstars!

This year, League of Heels is breaking the tradition of holding their premiere events at the ass crack of dawn on the Sunday morning of PAX. At PAX East 2017, PAXAMANIA III will emanate from the Dragonfly Theatre on Saturday at 4:00 PM EST. In addition to the new time slot, the third anniversary of annual PAXAMANIA will have two hours to fill. According to League officials, “We didn’t ask for this.” More inexplicable decision by PAX organizers.

In yet another inconceivable lapse in judgment by PAX organizers, the third annual shit show of the immortals, #PAXAMANIA, has been officially sanctioned and will return to the Boston Convention Center on the second weekend in March. Details including exact time and theater have yet to be revealed, but Aaron Trites has confirmed that it will be streamed live (unless PAX comes to their senses and relocates the event to the bowels of the convention center).

The good folks over at PennyArcadeTV have posted a mini documentary about League of Heels. Penny Arcade founder, Jerry “Tycho” Holkins,” describes it as one of the thousands of mini conventions that take place within PAX that has its own “texture.” That’s a…polite way to put it. All of the footage comes from this year’s PAX RUMBLE IV and features interviews with Aaron Trites, Jeff Gerstmann, and former champion Samantha Kalman.

It took a little while, but every superstar that debuted at PAX RUMBLE IV now has their own page on the site. Also, all returning superstars have had their pages updated as well. So, if you want a bio and/or rundown about what happened with each specific person, those are all available now. In total, the roster now tops out at exactly 100 superstars. No rumors of a roster split around here yet, though.

If you watched PAX RUMBLE IV on Twitch, you missed a lot of what happened during the show. Did you know The Merchador stole KF.Fobwashed’s keyboard? Did you know The Bitch Witch was capable of casting charm spells on other superstars? Did you notice the trouble brewing between ”The Bank” and Genevieve? Did you notice who was actually controlling Kane that whole time? These and many other questions can be answered by our full breakdown. It’s your best option at least until our friends at ENC3000.com have time to edit the official video.

PAX RUMBLE IV is in the books. The company was bought and sold countless times. Several superstars returned from injury. A rookie dominated much of the Rumble. Collusion had a hand in the final result. But, at the end of the day, the most important thing coming out of the Rumble was the fact that we have a new champion. “Professa Killah” Austin Walker decisively won the triple threat main event for the brand new League of Heels Championship belt by delivering two Stone Cold Stunners to the former champ, Samantha Kaman, in just under three minutes.

Alex Zandra the Merch Boss is back with news on the final version of the PAX RUMBLE Poster and Comic Book that will be available before, during(?), and after the show this Sunday. She has also hired some help from who specializes in…securing transactions. He calls himself The Merchador and he’s been training every day to swipe your credit cards with a quickness that only El Dandy could match. Make sure to fill out the SURVEY if you’re interested in one of these limited edition souvenirs. Everybody’s got a price, ya know.

With PAX RUMBLE IV just a few days away, one of the biggest mysteries for the LOH Universe is which superstars will fill the 30-person roster for the Rumble itself. Who’s returning? How many rookies will there be? Well, we here at LeagueOfHeels.com have the answers for you. Keep in mind that there may very well be a few surprises left to be revealed during the Rumble. We’ll have new superstar pages for all the rookies next week!

Sure. League of Heels has always had some international superstars, but there seems to be a sudden influx for this year’s Rumble. A trio of rookie superstars are headed to Seattle right now from Montreal. First, we have the dynamic duo of Genevieve and Teddy Hollywood from Square Enix who are tired of people who write about what these two do for a living getting all the attention. It was originally called the “Game Industry Rumble” for a reason. What’s peculiar is that they somehow believe they’re going to win together. Regardless of LOH’s bylaws, I’m not sure WrestleMania 2000 will allow for that…

When the 3rd Annual* PAX RUMBLE ended, Samantha Kalman was the brand new champion and the Indie Love Coalition was riding high. Fast forward to today and although “Um Jammer Sammy” is still the champ, the belt hasn’t been seen in nearly a year, Alexa Ray Corriea and Sean Baptiste have left the stable, and the most recent superstar to join the ILC, Danielle Riendeau left the champ laying unconscious at PAXAMANIA II.

One week from today, we will finally get answers. Which of your favorite superstars will enter the Rumble once more? Could a legend of yesteryear make a surprise return? How many new superstars will debut? Who the hell bought the league? Did anyone ever find that damn belt? And, most importantly, who will become the definitive, undisputed League of Heels Champion?

Pat Baer’s winding adventure through The Baer Cave in the lead up to PAX RUMBLE IV has reached its conclusion. But, not before a run-in with the man who some say is the rightful champion, “The Editor-in-Beef” Austin Walker. Although he scored the pinfall in the LOH Championship match at PAXAMANIA II, Austin is not being included in the title match in Seattle. He is vowing to fight his way through twenty-nine other superstars to earn his way into the triple threat match at The Westin against “a sociopath in a mask who stands for nothing” and “a corrupt insider who leverages your love for personal gain.” Will Austin be the answer to all of our questions? #RedistributeTheBelt

If you’ve been keeping up with Pat Baer’s updates from The Baer Caev, then you already know that there’s now official LOH merch that will be available before, during(?), and after #PAXRUMBLE IV. Thanks to HavocHQ, who also designed the PAXAMANIA II poster, there will be a poster as well as a collection of prequel comics. If you’d be interested in either of these things, head on over to the official League of Heels Merch page, and fill out a survey to help determine how many should be made, which will also determine the price.

The as of yet unknown new owners of what is now known as League of Heels promised sweeping changes to the world of eSports Entertainment, but I’m not sure this is what they had in mind. In a monumental swerve, ”Dirty” Dan Ryckert, who is currently banned from competing at PAX events after getting kicked out of PAX East, has aligned himself with… Xavier Woods?! These two have been feuding via video messages for years, but have inexplicably joined forces in order to ensure that Ryckert will somehow infiltrate The Westin, enter the #PAXRUMBLE, and earn a spot in the LOH Championship Triple Threat Match against Samantha Kalman and Alex “The Wolf” Navarro.

Welcome to the new and not-so-improved home for news about the premiere eSports entertainment promotion! As you have likely heard from today’s edition of The Baer Caev, new ownership has officially changed the name of what was once known simply as PAX Wrestling. Despite abruptly shutting down our previous website, the mysterious new leadership is allowing me to continue to bring you all the latest and greatest news regarding your favorite superstars.

As the hype levels steadily increase on the road to #PAXRUMBLE IV, our friends at ENC 3000 (Eric Kanius & Chelsea Smith) have just released the home video version of PAXAMANIA II! Now, in the comfort of your own home, you can relive the debut of The Boxing EMT, the shocking return of Dr. Tracksuit, the haunting of The Wolf, the heated controversy over the LOH Championship, and the maniacal plan that led to the demise of Commissioner Gruesome Greggy.

He may not be the commissioner anymore, but Gruesome Greggy has taken his talents to YouTube and become one of the thirty-two finalists in the Rock the Promo contest, which is presented by none other than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson himself. That’s right. The most electrifying man in all of entertainment is at least vaguely aware of LOH Wrestling. Just think about that for a minute.

LOH Wrestling play-by-play man, Aaron Trites, announced this morning that the #PAXRUMBLE will indeed return to PAX West (formerly Prime) on Sunday, September 4th at the traditional time of “too fuckin’ early for this shit” (10:00 AM). Although it will not take place in the main theater as PAXAMANIA II did in Boston, we have it on good authority that the even will be streamed live on Twitch.

In a shocking announcement from The Baer Caev, we have learned that when Greg Miller (temporarily) stepped down as commissioner in order to fight Dirty Dan Ryckert, someone seized the opportunity to purchase LOH Wrestling in its entirety. Not only will Miller NOT be reinstated as commissioner, but we may very well see a change in the name of the federation as well as a new championship belt to replace the one lost by current(?) champion Samantha Kalman. No one truly knows who the new buyer is or what their intentions are. The obvious candidates are Johnny Cashanova & The Gentleman, but when has anything obvious happened in LOH Wrestling? Pat Baer has some other theories in his announcement, which you can view below. But, it looks like we’re going to have to wait until the RUMBLE to find out for sure.

Well, PAXAMANIA II is officially in the books and PAXAMANIA.com was there covering everything live from the front row. Coming as a shock to virtually no one, almost nothing went as planned for the show. The #1 Contender was a no-show. WWE World Tag Team Champion Xavier Woods was stuck in England. A substitute may have won the belt. The Indie Love Coaltion may be dead. The N64 had technical difficulties. There were restraining orders, Skype calls, civil suits, $10,000 bribes, monsters, hypnotism, and so much more that had to be seen to be believed. While we wait on the official video production of the show, we here at PAXAMANIA.com have a full breakdown written up for you to get caught up.

He may not be the commissioner anymore, but Gruesome Greggy has taken his talents to YouTube and become one of the thirty-two finalists in the Rock the Promo contest, which is presented by none other than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson himself. That’s right. The most electrifying man in all of entertainment is at least vaguely aware of LOH Wrestling. Just think about that for a minute.

We’re mere days away from PAXAMANIA II and rumors are swirling around Boston about what’s actually going to happen at the event. With Xavier Woods having to cancel, the Mario Kart Double Dash showdown has been postponed. In the meantime, Dirty Dan Ryckert has challenged the Commissioner, Gruesome Greggy, to a “Loser Leaves Town” match. Will the commish be coerced into accepting this match? Who can say? Who can say?

In last week’s edition of The Baer Caev, Pat Baer revealed that there will be a tag team tournament held at next week’s PAXAMANIA II. He also hinted at a super secret tag team that would be debuting in LOH Wrestling. Rumors began swirling on the Internet immediately. We now know that tag team is none other than Argus and Ophidian from CHIKARA, the popular lucha libre promotion out of Philadelphia. It was none other than CHIKARA referee Bryce Remsburg who contacted this very website back in February to initiate some kind of deal to get CHIKARA involved!

PAXAMANIA II is less than three weeks away, and now the millions (and millions) of viewers of WrestleMania 32 know about it too. Thanks to Michael Cantor of Portsmouth, New Hampshire, two LOH Wrestling themed signs were highly visible for the nearly 7-hour duration of the biggest event in sports entertainment history. The one and only Dirty Dan Ryckert was in attendance as well, and tracked down Mr. Cantor (and a sad soul who won’t let the RUN GFB dream die) for a once-in-a-lifetime photo.

PAXAMANIA II is less than sixty days away and it just got a hell of a lot bigger. In what can only be described as a terrible mistake by PAX organizers, the biggest event in eSports Entertainment history will now be taking place in the Main Theatre of the Boston Convention & Entertainment Center. That’s right. The very same room that in 2012 housed the greatest game of Crokinole ever played. The very same room that witnessed the worst demonstration of SpaceTeam ever attempted. And, yes, the very same room where Mitt Romney gave his concession speech in 2012 after his “home” state decided someone else would be a better president.

It took more than the planned seven matches, some controversial decisions, and a whole lot of masked run-ins, but we now have a contender for Samantha Kalman’s championship. Against all odds, “The Office Mom” Amarisse Sullivan and her fanny pack emerged victorious and is on her way to PAXAMANIA II in Boston.

Thanks to our friends at Coliseum Home Video Split the Bill, the PAX Rumble 2015 is now available on home video for you to watch any time you please. That’s right. You can now relive fiery debacle that nearly ended LOH Wrestling forever. The shocking interference by WWE’s Xavier Woods, the swirly heard ‘round the world, the Commissioner yelling at “slack jawed yokels,” all that gorgeous ring attire, the death of Run GFB, and the crowning of a new LOH champion; it’s all here.

After five of the eight entrants in the Southern Slam #1 Contender Tournament leaked Monday here on PAXAMANIA.com, it appears that LOH promoter and play-by-play man Aaron Trites isn’t taking any chances on that happening again. Today, two of the remaining three superstars were officially announced!

The inaugural Southern Slam is this weekend and the rumor mill is spinning out of control. Earlier today, senior referee Pat Baer uploaded a video online (bandwidth warning) announcing an 8-person tournament that will crown a new #1 contender for Um Jammer Sammy’s LOH Championship. The winner of the tournament will face the champ at the showcase of the immortals, PAXAMANIA II, in April.

It was a joke. It was a rumor. And after the debacle in Seattle, it was an apparent impossibility. In what can best be described as a colossal lack of judgment and foresight, the organizers of PAX South 2016 are allowing LOH Wrestling to continue to operate within the confines of the America’s largest video game convention. Participants and details of the event are currently unknown. Well, all details except for one. LOH promoter and play-by-play man, Aaron Trites, has banned all fog machines from coming within 1000ft of the arena.

In an inexplicable turn of events, 2K Sports released a trailer for the upcoming WWE 2K16 video game that featured what would appear to be LOH’s Dr. Tracksuit as one of the game’s NXT Superstars. Understandably, the LOH Universe was buzzing with speculation on Twitter. With Run GFB dead, had the “Prescriber of Pain” found a new home in WWE? He’s not exactly…PG, though. Well, Tracksuit’s advocate, Jeff Gerstmann, set the record straight. Within hours, the video was taken down, edited, and reposted without the likeness of the doctor anywhere to be found.

After a fire in the arena, a failed start to the Rumble, an interruption from WWE’s Xavier Woods, a swirly, a rampaging Aussie, and the implosion Run GFB… Samantha Kalman is our new LOH Champion! Samantha and the Indie Love Coalition were successful in not only capturing the championship, but also proving that love conquers all…especially Run GFB. Dr. Tracksuit was cured, The Wolf was defeated, The UnderDraker was fed up and quit, and D-Leazy was fired by Commissioner Greggy.

”The Notorious D.O.D.” is Coming to Take Over
”The Dog Walker” Mary Kish has a message for Alex “Bones” Rubens
Tim Turi is Gonna Lay Waste to Dan Ryckert
Dan Ryckert is Dedicated to Clawing His Way Back to the Top
Against All Odds, Dr. Tracksuit Found Seattle

PAXAMANIA.com is proud to announce the first EIGHTEEN confirmed entrants to this year’s #PAXRUMBLE! Some we assumed would be in there. Some are making long-awaited returns. Some announced their intentions already. And some are complete surprises. For example, Game Informer’s Tim Turi is set to make his LOH debut. The LOH Universe should keep an eye on this Hugo-hating, Resident Evil Zero loving, peanut butter eating Superstar. He spent five long years as Dirty Dan Ryckert’s tag team partner in the Minnesota territory. Is Tim coming to Seattle to back up his old partner? Or is he fed up with Ryckert’s hype and determined to make a name for himself as a solo star? We shall find out this weekend.

With just twelve days left until the 3rd Annual* #PAXRUMBLE, we’re starting to get confirmations on who will be entering the ring at the Grand Hyatt on August 30th. First up, we have Gamespot’s Danny O’Dwyer officially declaring his intentions on taking over the Rumble and claiming the LOH Championship for Ireland. “The Notorious D.O.D.” claims The Authority did not allow him to compete at #PAXAMANIA, which led to ”The Dog Walker” taking his place in the Gang Beasts Invitational. Now, O’Dwyer has his travel expenses approved and is gunning for Alex Rubens, who won that match in Boston by eliminating Kish.

With just two weeks left until the 3rd #PAXRUMBLE, rumors are swirling about who will (or won’t) show up in the 30-person, over-the-top-rope battle royal. The official PAX Prime 2015 schedule has been released, but other than Aaron Trites & Eric Pope, no one knows who is actually going to show up for sure. So, after some digging, we here at PAXAMANIA.com have devised a list. Two lists actually. On the left, we have a list of Superstars who have previously been involved in LOH events who are confirmed to be in the Seattle area that weekend. Will they return to the virtual squared circle? We don’t know. On the right is a wishlist of people who will also be in town that the PAX Wrestling Universe would love to see make their debut.

We’re almost two weeks away from PAX Prime 2015 and now we finally know the official time and place for The 3rd Annual* #PAXRUMBLE. LOH Wrestling is proud to announce their return to the Grand Hyatt. That’s right. Despite the fact that the carpet had to be replaced due to the glass shrapnel and countless Skittles, the superstars of LOH have not (yet) been banned from the prestigious hotel in downtown Seattle. And, continuing the tradition of inexplicably holding the event at the crack of dawn, the 2015 PAX Rumble will kick off at 10:00 AM on Sunday, August 30th live from the Hydra Theatre.

It’s August, which means we’ve officially entered the month of the #PAXRUMBLE! We here at LeagueOfHeels.com fully expect the rumor mill to be spinning faster than a Cesaro giant swing. One such rumor is that, after having his PAXAMANIA plans utterly obliterated by RUN GFB, it would appear as though the Commissioner himself will be taking matters into his own hands by once again entering the Rumble. LOH fans will remember that Gruesome Greggy controversially won last year’s PAX Prime Rumble. Is it possible for the Kinda Funny star to be the first ever repeat Rumble winner? How many chicken wings would a man have to eat to complete such a monumental feat? Well, based on this Twitter post, it is clear that the Vita-loving commish is already training hard for a return to the ring later this month.

The Indie Love Coalition is gearing up for the #PAXRUMBLE…literally. No wrestling stable is complete without their own official t-shirt. Now, thanks to friend of the site Aurahack, you too can be part of the ILC. So, if you’re headed to PAX and order swiftly, you should be able to have yours ready in time to show your love for indie games and help squash RUN GFB from within the capacity crowd. And, if you can’t make it to Seattle, grab one anyway and show your support from afar. Samantha “Um Jammer Sammy” Kalman, Alexa Ray Corriea, Trin Garritano, Rich “57%” Gallup, and the rest of the Indie Love Coalition need your help!

As we speed down the road to the PAX Rumble, rumors are swirling out of control in regards to who might make a surprise debut in LOH Wrestling. One such rumored new superstar is Gamespot’s own Danny O’Dwyer. Recently, on Twitter, he pontificated on what kind of persona he would adopt if he were to ever become a professional wrestler. Then, he facetiously stated that would never happen. When questioned further, the face of The Point simply responded with a picture of a winking Obama.

Following a long, heated dispute over who was the best Mario Kart player, it has come to this. On June 18, live on the Kinda Funny stage at the 2015 Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, Xavier Woods issued a challenge to one Dirty Dan Ryckert. The former WWE & TNA Tag Team Champion wants to settle the quarrel in a match at PAX Rumble 2015. LOH Commissioner Gruesome Greggy was on hand to officially book the match and added a bonus incentive for the WWE Superstar to destroy everyone, including Run GFB.