LOH Facts

  • Commissioner Greggy politely asked to “TURN ON THE FOG MACHINE” no less than 12 times during the 2015 Rumble.
  • Only five Superstars have competed in all three Rumbles. That’s Samantha Kalman, Dr. Tracksuit, D-Leazy, John Drake, and Felix Kramer.
  • Cyberdwarf and Jon Brown both eliminated themselves in 2015, making them the 2nd and 3rd superstars to ever manage to do that.
  • Cyberdwarf entered the third Rumble after his manager, The Wizard, mistakenly thought it was a basketball tournament.
  • Patrick Klepek was the first superstar to ever score a double elimination in a Rumble when he knocked both Kate Welch and Sean Baptiste off the apron.
  • Vlambeer’s Rami Ismail is the only superstar to ever get randomly checked for foreign objects.
  • John Drake holds the career record for most time spent in Rumbles (33:54), but he has entered five times in three events. Samantha Kalman holds the “true” record at 27:15.
  • Dirty Dan Ryckert blames his poor Rumble ’14 performance on this man.
  • ”The UnderDraker” John Drake has played AS The Undertaker and been eliminated BY The Undertaker (Felix Kramer).
  • IGN’s Mitch Dyer was the first superstar ever eliminated by knockout. He shamed the Hart family.
  • Tim Schafer stole John Drake’s shoes after being eliminated in 2014.
  • Many LOH Superstars have been “glassed,” but Dr. Tracksuit is the one to ever glass himself.
  • After three 30-person Rumbles in WWF No Mercy, no one has ever competed as Mankind, Shane McMahon, The Godfather, Matt Hardy, or Chaz.
  • Retro gaming expert Chris Kohler doesn’t consider the N64 a classic console.
  • No one has ever won a Rumble from the #1 spot.
  • Cards Against Humanity’s Trin Garritano predials 9-1-1 whenever Dr. Tracksuit enters the arena.
  • You wouldn’t believe how sweaty Will Smith gets.
  • John Drake is so full of Diet Coke caffeine that he can never truly be defeated.
  • Despite all the hype, Dirty Dan Ryckert has only ever eliminated one superstar from a Rumble.
  • The mask worn by Swery is that of legendary luchador Huracán Ramírez.
  • Microsoft’s Eric Neustadter secured a sponsorship with Nike prior to PAX Prime 2014.
  • The power of “Too Sweet” positivity was enough for Mega64’s Eric Baudour to eliminate Dan Ryckert in 2014.
  • Andrea Rene has been eliminated by Dr. Tracksuit both times she’s entered the Rumble.
  • The secret behind Dirty Dan Ryckert’s infinite amount of confidence is his fanny pack.
  • Twitch’s Jon Carnage was eliminated 7 seconds into the inaugural Rumble.
  • Epic Games’ Nick Chester holds the record for most times mooning people during a match.
  • Valve’s Brad Muir is usually all :D, but he once shouted “FUCK YOU!” across the rooftop of Seattle’s Hard Rock Cafe when he spotted a RUN GFB fan.
  • Both times that Trin Garritano has been eliminated from a Rumble, Eric Pope incorrectly told her who did the deed.
  • Former LOH Champion Alex Navarro holds the Rumble endurance record by surviving 15:08 at PAX East 2014.
  • The guitar that Dr. Tracksuit smashed over Commissioner Greggy’s head was provided by Alex Panait.
  • Fans attempting to approach David Ellis will be banned from Halo 5 multiplayer.
  • Alex Navarro tossed a record 12 superstars out of the ring at the inaugural Rumble. This is also the most eliminations by anyone in a career.
  • Chris Kohler was the first superstar to ever eliminate himself from a Rumble.
  • D-Leazy was never eliminated from either of the first two Rumbles.
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