EVERYONE CAN WRESTLE
December 2, 2018 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Pennsylvania Convention Center - Mothman Theatre

Match	Stipulation	Winner	Decision	Time	Notes
"The Lumbersnack" Tom Dyke -vs- Callux the Castigator	King of Cardboard Quarter Final	Tom Dyke	Fans	-	The Acrobatic Patriot def. Downtown Hercules in Yonkers, NY after interrupting Hercules' wedding.
"The Merch Mouse" Alex Zandra -vs- Ophidian	King of Cardboard Quarter Final	Ophidian	Fans	-	The Burning Professor def. The Strong Flame in a sibling rivalry that nearly burned down Worcester, MA.
Trin Garritano Luke Crane -vs- Unicorn Party	King of Cardboard Quarter Final	Trin & Luke	Fans	-	In St. Petersburg Russia, The Nasty Silencers def. The Ultimate Pain in a handicap match that tested the limits of magic and witchcraft.
"The Bad Listener" Tommy Maranges -vs- Pat Baer	King of Cardboard Quarter Final	Tommy Maranges	Fans	-	Macho Graceful def. The Dark BarBAERian in a destructive grand opening of a mall in Bloomington, MT.
Tom Dyke -vs- Ophidian	King of Cardboard Semi Final	Ophidian	Fans	-	The Happy Ninja def. Snake Mighty in a grudge match of former tag team partners in Bakersfield, CA.
Trin & Luke -vs- Tommy Maranges	King of Cardboard Semi Final	Tommy Maranges	Fans	-	The Dangerous Doctor def. The Singing Monsters in a bloody hair vs hair match in the streets of Mexico City.
Ophidian -vs- Tommy Maranges	King of Cardboard Finals	Ophidian	Fans	-	The Miserable Ghost def. Cruel Sullivan in a Christmas themed massacre in Duluth, MN.